Just the other day, I was minding my business, Googling and researching, when I stumbled upon a FAQ. It said: Why are Schnauzers the worst dogs?
I stopped for a moment, completely stunned.
Schnauzers aren’t the worst dogs in the world. Who makes these decisions? Frankly, I was a bit offended. There are so many wonderful sides to the Schnauzer breed, and yet someone thinks they’re all wise by judging a dog breed.
The decision of which dog is better and which is terrible is completely individual. The AKC will never come up with a list of the worst dogs. That’s just wrong.
I want to show everyone who has something against our Schnauzers that these dogs are worth having as pets.
Let’s see why Schnauzers are THE WORST dogs ever. Let’s crack their code and learn how they really are.
1. They’re Annoyingly Friendly… Ugh!
Every year, the American Kennel Club (AKC) comes up with lists of the most popular dog breeds. Schnauzers are, naturally, always a part of those lists. Currently, the miniature Schnauzer is the most popular option, ranked number 18.
Other versions, such as the giant Schnauzer and the standard one, are less popular.
Still, this can only mean one thing: people love Schnauzers, and we’re about to find out the exact reason.
As you can see, our subtitles are there just to have some fun. Schnauzers aren’t really that bad. In fact, this dog breed is highly in demand as a family dog.
2. They Don’t Shed Like Other Dogs… Posers!
When it comes to picking a dog these days, most people care about how much they shed. I mean, not everyone likes to pull out the vacuum cleaner every day, right? Some people actually prefer their homes to be cleaned. Thank you very much.
That’s why people look for dogs that shed less. Dog lovers prefer Poodles over Rottweilers because they don’t shed, and they seem to be hypoallergenic.
But do you know why Schnauzers are the worst dogs?
Because Schnaus are really hypoallergenic! Schnauzers are absolutely the best dog breed if you don’t want a mess around the house. They won’t even shed a little bit. How pretentious of them!
And, on top of everything, these little monsters have another thing to brag about regarding their coat.
Did you know that dirt-repelling traits easily overshadow their low-shedding qualities? Yup, Schnauzers don’t even get dirty that often! How dare they?
3. They Like To Communicate With Their Owners. Oh, Really?
Imagine you’re starting a new life in a quiet neighborhood. You just bought a nice, white, picket-fenced house for you and your family. It’s one of those homes we only see in movies.
The neighborhood is ideal, and everyone gets along. That is, until you bring a Schnauzer home.
There’s no: “Look, honey, I just got us a dog. It’s a Schnauzer”. Save it! No one will get excited because you’re bringing a little barker into your home and your new, fancy neighborhood.
Mini Schnauzers are tiny dogs, but they bark like giant Schnauzers.
If you love your peace, you won’t get one. Trust me when I say it: Schnauzers aren’t for people who dislike noise.
4. Rodents Don’t Stand A Chance Against Schnauzers. Let’s See That!
Vermin. Rodents. Pests.
These poor critters can’t stand a chance against a Schnauzer. How could they? These German dogs were also bred to hunt them down and terminate every tiny living being that crosses their path.
It’s actually quite uncommon to see dogs hunting down mice or rats.
When we have rat issues, we usually get a cat or call an exterminator. Who on Earth gets a Schnauzer? They’re so full of themselves, acting all special because they’re one of the rare dogs that can actually replace a feline.
5. Schnaus Are Mildly Aggressive
I hope you had a good laugh because things are about to get serious. The following sections of this article will really tell you why Schnauzers are the worst dogs for your lifestyle.
Up until now, I’ve talked about their pristine coat, strong work ethic, and overall friendliness. These are all amazing traits.
However, before you do get a Schnauzer based on the listed features, you should take a look at the other side of their personality. Schnauzers, like any other breed of dog, can show certain issues that might be a huge turn-off for some dog owners.
For starters, let’s talk about the possibility of getting an aggressive Schnauzer.
When people talk about aggressive dogs, they usually think of dog breeds like bulldogs, pit bulls, German shepherds, and rottweilers.
However, the German Shepherd is not aggressive, and there’s no way that Rotties will be dangerous.
It’s not always the way you might think. Dogs aren’t born aggressive. It’s something they learn because they weren’t trained or socialized properly.
No dog will hurt anyone on purpose just because he’s bad, as society thinks. Socialization plays a vital part in every dog’s life.
6. Schnauzers Need Extra Grooming Time
Will a professional groomer be your friend once you get a Schnauzer? Let’s see!
The level of maintenance with this breed really depends on the size of the Schnauzer. Mini and standard Schnauzers require nowhere near the same level of grooming, not to mention giant Schnauzer dogs.
If you like this breed but you don’t have lots of free time to groom, you should go with the miniature Schnauzer. They also come with a price, but if you want to be a good dog owner, you’ll ignore that price.
7. Schnauzers Are Prone To Numerous Health Issues
Potential health problems come with any dog breed, and the Schnauzer breed is no exception. There’s really no living being that is free of health conditions. The thing is, some conditions are only hidden until it’s time for them to come up to the surface.
Schnauzers, like many other breeds, are prone to developing the following health issues:
- hip dysplasia
- pancreatitis
- hypothyroidism
- follicular dermatitis
- Myotonia Congenita
- Kidney stones, etc.
**One of the most severe health problems with Schnauzers is Myotonia Congenita. This is actually a hereditary condition that causes muscle disorder.
8. Schnaus Have A Stubborn Temperament
You can talk about how smart Schnauzers are as much as you want. No one can take that away from them. But, you should not forget one thing: their stubbornness equals their intelligence.
Schnauzers are smart cookies, and they will try to manipulate you into doing things their way.
That said, I must warn you that dog training and Schnauzers aren’t the ideal combination. Of course, you can train a Schnau, but you’ll have a bumpy ride up to the point of final success.
9. Finding Good Schnauzer Breeders Is Hard
Schnauzer dogs are popular outside their origin country, Germany, but we still don’t have as many Schnauzer breeders in the States as we’d like, and that’s quite a shame.
Schnauzers do have some bad traits, but they shouldn’t be the reason why you’re not getting one.
All Schnauzer dogs are excellent watchdogs, supreme working pups, and, overall, terrific friends.
Sadly, their unavailability is a major issue.
As you may already know, PupVine tends to bring you only the best breeder recommendations for all kinds of dogs, including our Schnau.
To Sum Up…
Now, do you know why Schnauzers are the worst dogs?
I hope I didn’t scare you away from getting a Schnauzer. As I mentioned earlier, the first part of this article is sarcastic. Schnauzers aren’t really like that… I was just emphasizing their good sides. Trust me… Schnauzers have good sides, too!
It’s pretty ungrateful to ask a question like this one. Schnauzers aren’t the worst dogs in the world. Pugs aren’t either. Oh, and the Bulldogs are nowhere near that title. No dog can be the worst dog in the world!
What works out for me might not work out for you.